These are the best little stress relievers!
When you want to throw the phone,
Or kick the desk and shout,
Here’s a little Dammit Doll,
You cannot live without,
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it,
And as you whack the stuffing out,
Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
This poem is pinned to the front of each Dammit Doll.